(Source: nothing-but-spongebob)
Everything's Better When You're High.
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me some soda!”
“Go clean your room!”
“Get off the computer!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
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A regular Family Christmas card....
The Kardashian Family Chrismas card
(Source: allthisnheaven2)
| me: | what did one ocean say to the other ocean |
|---|---|
| friend: | what |
| me: | nothing they just waved |
| friend: | oh |
| me: | do you sea what i did there |
| friend: | no |
| me: | i'm shore you did |
| friend: | stop |
| me: | don't be a beach |
| friend: | bye |
RAHN, STAAHP IT, YOU’RE TRAHMATIZINGG MEH
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